Astoria's Got Talent

I am going to get on Britain's Got Talent.

I have decided. It is my destiny. It is to be.

First of all, I've always dreamed of singing and yet never had the chance (ehem, Susan Boyle, ehem). Secondly, I am daddy's angel and I always get what I want.

Here are my three submissions:








Fuck you, Susan Boyle. You are nothing to me. NOTHING!