"The funniest book I’ve read in a long time.".
I'm right above a review of a live Autechre recording from 1996, which makes me feel way more indie than I could ever be. I need my fans to all wear Haujobb t-shirts and work at vegetarian restaurants.
How's the tofu-goji tart with soy whip tonight, Neil? I love your Banksy tattoo! Is your girlfriend still working at Vice? Did you see the review of my book above the review of a live Autechre recording from 1996...? Of course you did!