Thursday, June 18, 2009

Jehovah's Witness Photosnaps of the Day

Sometimes, I look through photos of Jehovah's Witnesses on Flickr.



This photo was titled "Study of book". Apparently Borat is a Jehovah's Witness. The chair in the back is left empty out of respect for the evils of colonialization.




You might recognize this well-appointed Kingdom Hall from the 1980-1986 TV series starring Jim J. Bullock: Too Close For Comfort.

This goes to prove that if you are gay, God will steal your interior decorating ideas and have your sitcom taken off the air and then make you hang out with Tammy Faye.




HOLY SHIT WE LOVE CHIPS IN SMALL BAGS! WHEEEEE! EVERYBODY COME AND HAVE A REACH INTO THE CHIPS THAT WE LOVE! JEHOVAH'S PEOPLE ARE SO EXCITED TO HAVE CHIPS IN A SMALL BAG! BEST! DAY! EVER!! IN A BAG! WHO SAYS CHRISTIANS CAN'T HAVE FUN FUN FUN??





Trash here? Elderly? Biblical garb? Disinterested old people? The Mona Lisa needs no commentary.

4 comments:

JW News & Comments said...

Always love a reference to Jim J. Bullock! Funny. Linked to this from our website.

Casey said...

Sister Chip's associates do not love her, or they'd discreetly point out for her that her Dickie has come untucked from her trashy, low-cut blouse. SHAME ON YOU, SISTER CHIPS!

Anonymous said...

Jehovah's Witnesses are schooled in 'finding common ground',if you like pink elephants they will become experts on pink elephants.

That's the beauty of religion and superstition, it has no limits.Religion is the most profitable legal business because religions can misquote, misrepresent, and use unethical practices without fear of punishment. It's the absolute best way to scam people I have yet seen

Kyria Abrahams said...

That's so very true. It's kind of like Woody Allen's Zelig. Who do you need them to be, and they'll become it. Anything to get into your life and convert you, right?

Thanks for the insightful comment.

- Kyria