Prince is a Jehovah's Witness. His behavior is Jehovah's Witnessy. See below:
Does Prince’s Religion Forbid Necessary Hip Replacement?
Prince, although he is Prince, does everything that other Jehovah's Witnesses do - eschews birthdays, believes in Armageddon, and shuns apostates. Apostates... like me.
In other words, I just realized that Prince probably knows who I am.
And, if Prince knows who I am: Prince probably hates me.
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