Thursday, June 11, 2009

Prince thinks the earth is gonna swallow me whole

Prince is a Jehovah's Witness. His behavior is Jehovah's Witnessy. See below:

Does Prince’s Religion Forbid Necessary Hip Replacement?

Prince, although he is Prince, does everything that other Jehovah's Witnesses do - eschews birthdays, believes in Armageddon, and shuns apostates. Apostates... like me.

In other words, I just realized that Prince probably knows who I am.

And, if Prince knows who I am: Prince probably hates me.


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